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Joke of the Day
"What were the French children doing in the pool? Piscine."
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"AMD hardware aren't for weaklings only for people who can handle the heat!"
"Ambidextrous baseball players... Swing both ways"
"[2006] *creates anonymous username online and never reveals personal information* [2016] *tweets Taco Bell my credit card number & address*"
"Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very eunuch style."
"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."
"What do you call a cheap cicumsicion? A rip off"
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"
"my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me"
"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."