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Joke of the Day
"Don't care about baseball, but I love apple pie. Can I still be an American?"
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"Why do programmers drink coffee so much? So they aren't lying when they say they like Java."
"Autocorrect changed fries to friend and I think I've offered to eat my friend. I'm not sure if I should clarify, or see where it goes."
"*bark* ""What's that Lassie?"" *bark bark* ""Timmy's stuck in a loveless marriage with an overly critical wife?"" *bark* ""Ooh, dinnertime."""
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
"What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man."
"I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and sh*t myself."
"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"
"What was Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue eyes white aryan"
"What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker? A Pull-it-surprise!"