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Joke of the Day

"Just for once I wanna be able to say ""It wasn't my fault"" without 4 people breaking down why it was my fault"

"Ramen again? This guy's a mess. -mice in my kitchen"

"""Update the Force, young Skywalker"" Said Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable"

"What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"

"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."

"What's green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite."

"What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? ""Oh, ewe"""

"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"

"Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians? So he could say he listened to them when they were underground."