154322

Joke of the Day

"Husband: Call ambulance, Fast! I am Having a Heart Attack... Wife: ( Took his mobile): ""Quick!! Tell me the Password!!"" Husband: It's Okay, I am feeling better now!! :D :D"

"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. But really, its easier to rape little boys in the dark."

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It looks like the backstroke, sir."

"What do you call Catholics who marry Jews? Cashews!"

"Wanna know why everyone is a pizza delivery guy? Because if you pick up pizza, you're delivering it to yourself !! edit: RIP inbox!!!!"

"I've been happily married for 3 years Out of a total of 20."

"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."

"When my wife starts to sing I have to go out in the yard and work in the garden so the neighbors don't think domestic violence is happening."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."