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Joke of the Day
"I would love my job so much more if I didn't have to hide my flask."
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"Jews spell their god's name ""YHWH"" ... ... because they're too cheap to 'buy a vowel'."
"All these jokes about pointless pencils... are dull."
"To the guy that called twice at 4am, here's your score: Used correct numbers (A+) Dialed numbers in correct order (F-)"
"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
"Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection? ...because curiosty killed the cat"
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