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Joke of the Day
"If you want to confuse a teen just ask them what the opposite of literally is."
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"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"
"To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please."
"What's the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife? A hooker says ""Faster! faster!"" A lover says ""Slower....slooower..."" A housewife says ""Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""
"I found a carrier bag with an England football shirt that someone had just thrown away, I couldn't believe it... Carrier bags are worth 5p these days!"
"Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says... ""Eoooooooohahhhhhmmmmmmmuuuuuuaaauuu..."" The second whale turns to the first and says. ""Frank what the fuck is wrong with you?"""
"Why does /r/jokes love fencing? They've all mastered the riposte."
"Why can't sluts count to seventy? 69 is a mouthful."