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Joke of the Day

"I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!"

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"Hear about the new gay sitcom? ""Leave it, it's Beaver."" "
"What do you call a slutty clown? The town unicycle."
"Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor."
"What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early? Christian Bale."
"Whats the difference between a black person and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of 4"
"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."
"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."
"Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The Germans like shade"
"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."