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Joke of the Day

"How does a Liverpudlian get to work... He doesn't."

"What do you say after stubbing your toe? I thought the title was the start of a joke. You OWW me one joke!"

"A philosopher friend is just telling you about how his obesity is actually very healthy, how do you convinve him otherwise? Push him over the bridge to stop his train of thought."

"I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard."

"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"

"Sausage Joke During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage? ....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat"

"*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*"

"*Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said ""Hi"" to you."

"So I was going down on this girl. And I tasted horse semen, I looked up at her and said ""ahh Grandma that's how you died"""

"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."