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Joke of the Day
"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."
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":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"
"(CPR class) Wife to instructor: What if my knees start to hurt? Me to instructor: See what I'm up against?"
"The Lion King is my favorite movie about how having a karate wielding monkey can completely change your life."
"Justin has his Beliebers. 1D have their Directioners. If I ever had fans/stalkers I'd call them Tomaskateers."
"girl are u a hyperlink in an email from my grandma, because I think u gave me a serious virus"
"I read an article today about a cat who saved his owner's life. I'm still trying to teach mine not to vomit hairballs on my bed."
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time."
"You're about as unique as a Bob Marley poster."