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Joke of the Day

"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."

"You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st It's only the first date."

"This World Cup game is crazy Brazil did nazi this coming."

"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."

"""TALIBAN OFFICIAL ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT COLLEAGUES' EMAIL ADDRESSES"" Apparently, he hit ""Reply Allah"". Heyoooooooo!!!"

"Person asked me If I wanted to have a threesome I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."

"Do you know how to spot a clickbait? If you're reading this, you don't."

"Well, it's Feb 6th 2012 and there's no meat flavored cigarettes. I guess that book of predictions I made in 5th grade was bullshit."

"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."

"How do you frighten a Bee? Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!"