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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets? A little get together"
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"Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."
"You learn something new everyday Unless you go to faith school"
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"My friends think I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."
"What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin."