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Joke of the Day
"Life milestone: when your iPhone stops autocorrecting ""fuck"" to ""duck."""
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"Kermit and Miss Piggy never married. He has Kermitment issues."
"The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet."
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"How many dead hookers does it take to fill up a garage I know it isn't 37"
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"Kids are like farts... I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own."