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Joke of the Day

"When I'm on phone with tech support or costumer service, I say the whitest shit. ""Sure thing"" - ""You bet"" - ""Correct"" - ""Tell me about it"""

"Strong Winds by Gail Force"

"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."

"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Pepper makes them sneeze."

"What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers? The designated driver."

"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."

"I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."

"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"

"You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""