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Joke of the Day

"Removing access to contraceptives in order to discourage premarital sex is like removing seat belts to encourage safer driving habits."

"A drunk driver crashed into a school bus full of kids the other day, but it's ok. All the injuries were minor."

"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"

"I'm looking for something with the health benefits of yoga but absolutely none of the yoga"

"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."

"When i fart I always tell my gf that it were butterfly's that did'nt know the way to my heart."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? A tire!"

"What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda? ... Fantastic"

"Steve Irwin died how he lived With animals in his heart"

"What do you call an Indian with a question? Curry-osity"