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Joke of the Day
"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"
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"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-six year olds? [NSFW] There's 20 of them..."
"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"
"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."
"I'm taking my mother-in-law to the new Resident Evil movie because she's staying with me and I love subliminal messages."
"OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! ""OMG."" Wtf are you doing?! ""HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"""
"--Wanna go rubbing in the park tomorrow with me? Thanks auto correct, this is why I can't have nice friends."
"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown"
"My dog is entertained chasing his tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge..."
"What do you call a piano composer that smokes? Tarcoughski"