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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell an addition joke... ...but I forgot sum of it"
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"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."
"Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left 10 mins into it. Dick move, right? My point is old people shouldn't get to vote"
"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("
"What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress? By opening the door."
"Why do Nuns always wear the same thing? It's a habit."
"Whats a ducks favourite drug? Quack cocaine"
"We need to run the government like a business. Specifically a Quizno's with a bat infestation, staffed by emotionally unbalanced retirees."
"You know that you have a terrible sense of humor... when you find that click-baiting is funny"
"What do you call gay couple? TOGAYTHER"