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"When I die , I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume."
"So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done"
"Niggawatt Def: theoretical unit of work. The amount of work 1 black man can produce in 1 hour."
"Ever tried to watch your own feet while running? Don't do it. It's trippy."
"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."
"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"
"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
"How to live forever? Hire a project manager to plan your death."
"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"