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Joke of the Day

"Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying ""Tick, tick, tick, tick,...""? ""Ve haff vays of meking you tock."""

"A baby seal walks into a club And later dies from complications of severe brain damage."

"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."

"A one-legged and a blind man are arguing The one-legged man says: ""I'm gonna kick your ass!"". The blind man replies: ""Sure, I'd like to see that!"""

"My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces."

"Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge."

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"

"Wanna hear a joke about reddit and clickbait?"

"What's a candidates favorite instrument? Trump-et"