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Joke of the Day

"Buckwheat from the Little Rascals just converted to Islam.. Now he's Kareem of Wheat."

"A student brought me 20 huge homemade chocolate chip cookies today. Good thing I have self-control--I saved one for my kids. To split."

"God: [returning from year-long sabbatical] So, how's 2016 been? Did you cope OK? Intern who was left in charge: [looks awkward] Yep. Fine."

"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"

"Some people have difficulty sleeping But I can do it with my eyes closed!"

"For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation."

"A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak."

"Wana hear a knock knock joke? Two guys walk into a bar..."

"Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)"

"I'm not saying your mom's a whore... But if she were a video game she'd be rated E for everyone."