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Joke of the Day
"Football would actually be entertaining of each team was allowed one bear."
Next Joke
"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""
"Why are uncircumcised people loners? Because they're complete dicks."
"I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack."
"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""
"What was Prince's greatest ""Hit?"" Purple Vein"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... 1. Those who understand ternary. 2. Those who don't. 10 . Those who expected the binary gag."
"Why do Belgians eat their french fries out of a funnel? They never want to lose a brown one once they've been burned"
"Do you really have to be skinny to wear skinny jeans or can you be a big fat giant monster? (asking for my big fat friend, Colleen)."
"I'm not drunk. I'm a gravity inspector... ...and everything seems to be in order here. *falls down/passes out*"