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Joke of the Day

"Do you really have to be skinny to wear skinny jeans or can you be a big fat giant monster? (asking for my big fat friend, Colleen)."

"How do cows go from one town to another? they cowmmute."

"Congratulations on passing your test! You are HIV-positive"

"I bought my friend a cat for their room. They said thank you I like cats. I said you're welcome me too. Cat said mewtwo."

"Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing"

"My son, who is 10, just explained that the things he did when he was 7 no longer reflect the person that he is now. I need a drink."

"Jews will be celebrating Passover soon... ...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show."

"Roleplaying My friends always gives me so much shit when i go LARPING, but when the guys in the movies goes out and chops goblins to pieces, and when I do it, i get arrested for child mutilation"

"weed is a gateway drug. *opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand"

"No thanks, doctor's office that used to be a house."