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Joke of the Day

"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""

"There were 5 peanuts walking down the street... ...and one was assaulted...peanut."

"me: ""we commemorate the day you died every year"" jesus: ""thats nice, what's the day called?"" me: jesus: me: jesus: ""keith?"" me: ""bad friday"""

"Dude, did you hear Willy Nelson's gone..? Yeah..he's on the road again."

"What are three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey I'm home."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !"

"Well, here goes nothing ..."

"Did you hear about the guy who got a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for a week."

"Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store? Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!"

"My best friend and I were comparing our penises... for who has the biggest. It ended in a tie."