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Joke of the Day

"What was Prince's greatest ""Hit?"" Purple Vein"

"One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple."

"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."

"Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. Who's there? Not mommy. Ever again."

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."

"What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole."

"I never feel more hypocritical than when I tell my kid she's been on the computer too much."

"Why are gay prostitutes so expensive in China? Because there aren't any free erections."

"Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question."

"Can't believe I was once a child who fought taking naps."