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Joke of the Day

"Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn't work. Help forum: Should've had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now."

"A Blind man walks into a bar... ...into a table, into a chair.."

"If a deaf kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?"

"1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey."

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off."

"LPT: To clean all your clothes on laundry day Do laundry naked"

"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."

"Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was ""Small medium at large""."

"If I win tonight's Powerball, I'm sharing with everyone on Reddit. I'm not sharing the money. I'll just let you know I won."