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Joke of the Day

"Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn't work. Help forum: Should've had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"

"What do you call a racecar driver? A racist"

"Man who stand on toilet... High on pot!"

"What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers."

"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."

"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"

"My fine art and fragrances business has failed. The perfumes sold well, but I didn't really know how to market the paintings I'd bought. I've got more Monet than scents"

"Wanna know who I Netflix and Chilled with?"