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Joke of the Day
"Man who stand on toilet... High on pot!"
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"How do you put a baby to sleep? You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock."
"What does a vegan zombie eat? GGGRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!"
"Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like-a Peach!"
"Meteorologist: According to our facts, we'll have a longer winter- People: LET THE GROUNDHOG DECIDE Meterologist: But science People: NO"
"What spins really fast, then gets shot by zookeepers? Harambeyblades . . . . This might be the stupidest fucking joke I've written in months."
"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"I'm so embarrassed. I just learned that that Pringles holder on my treadmill is for water bottles!"
"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"
"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."