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Joke of the Day
"Who represents a Ghost in court? A Paralegal."
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"Dad Jokes Who can make a good dad joke?"
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall Dam"
"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."
"What is definition of indefinitely? When your balls are touching her ass, you are in-definatlly"
"I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn't make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad."
"*i before e except after c. Unless you're an 8yo heir planning a heist to seize a surveillance sleigh owned by a sheik at a reindeer farm."
"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"
"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"
"And now the most difficult task known to man: Quickly boarding a plane, stowing your carry-on, and sitting the fuck down."