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Joke of the Day

"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"

"I don't understand why people say ""Oh it's just walking distance away"" Everything is walking distance if you have the time."

"A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim says ""I don't drink"" The Jew replies ""I'm not paying"""

"How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it."

"A guy comes into a bar. No wait.. it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse..."

"Paramedics When one medic just isn't enough"

"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"

"IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?"

"I bought myself two eggplants and so far neither has laid a single egg."

"what's red and smells like blue paint? red paint"