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Joke of the Day

"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"

"After 15 years, I finally met my dad. He's a pharmacist."

"Trying to think of something fun to do with the kids so I can Instagram it & look like a great dad."

"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."

"""You know, your ex-wife was trash! I never liked her."" ""We're still married, Grandma."" ""She's such a lovely girl."""

"History Welcome to the the 21st century Where deleting history has become more important than making it."

"#HowToGetABlackGirl Tell her she look like Rihanna even tho she look like whoopi goldberg in the color purple"

"If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today."

"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"

"Pun contest One day a man saw that there was a local paper puns contest. So he decided to write his 10 best puns and enter them into the contest in hope of winning. Unfortunately no pun in 10 did."