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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was ""Raaawwwrgggah""."
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"How do infomercial salesmen tell you you're fat? Butt weight! There's more!"
"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."
"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."
"Doctors gave me an IQ test at the hospital. The results were negative."
"Can someone give me an arrow? I knee'd it."
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"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""