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Joke of the Day

"Can someone give me an arrow? I knee'd it."

"He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey. A time traveler walks into a bar."

"How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, ......A Greek will screw anything!"

"Why can't Z generationers swim? Their phones would get wet."

"Chuck Norris can recharge his chuckPod by plugging it into a piece of cheese."

"The difference between ""like"" ""love"" and ""in love"" is the same as the difference between ""for now"" ""for a while"" and ""forever"""

"A guy told me he wanted to go to a costume party dressed as an Italian island. I told him, ""Ah, don't be Sicily."""

"Use ""damn it"" instead of ""dammit,"" but avoid cursing unless OH SHIT DAMN IT WHO FORGOT TO GET FUCKING COFFEE."

"TIFU by letting my dog have sex with me (NSFW) It was ruff"

"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."