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Joke of the Day
"Can someone give me an arrow? I knee'd it."
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"How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi."
"I want to grow my own food but I can't seem to find any bacon seeds anywhere."
"If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed."
"My highest test grade I'll always be proud of is my blood test... A+"
"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? I couldn't unscrew your mom."
"Wordpress Is Shutting Down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"
"A man tells his wife...... Husband: Hey, you and I should make a sex tape! For the future! Wife: Ehhhhh........ It'd be more like a vine."
"Ever been half way through eating a horse and start to think..... I wasnt as hungry as I thought"