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Joke of the Day
"Can someone give me an arrow? I knee'd it."
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"I'm confused about plants"
"I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A in words like neighbor and weigh. **Weird...**"
"Free sex tonight I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Marriage is like a hurricane... Starts with a bunch of sucking and blowing, and at the end you lose your house."
"I was dating an analog synthesizer But I had to break it off. She was just continuously variable."
"Feminists have been banned from walking past my local garden center In case they take a fence"
"What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable."
"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you."
"Camo Bulletd You know, so they do see it coming!"