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Joke of the Day

"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""

"What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year."

"If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked."

"Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay."

"#wordsofwisdom If it says, 'Do not try this at home' - go and visit a friend."

"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."

"What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg."

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."

"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."