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Joke of the Day
"Doctors gave me an IQ test at the hospital. The results were negative."
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"Did you ever wonder what happen to the ""Dude you're getting a dell"" guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele's cd."
"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"
"[breaks into your house] [steals your shoes] [walks a mile in them] [judges you]"
"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"
"Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? It changes your blood type."
"What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler"
"I won't do standup right now... Let me wipe my ass first."
"What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi."
"What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away? Gonorrhea."