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Joke of the Day

"How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars"

"Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, ""hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."""

"My time machine and I go way back"

"Turning 30 is like fucking your sister Your dad wishes he could do it again."

"TIL the British used U-boats Whoops, wrong sub"

"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."

"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

"My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said ""not now"" so wish us luck we're officially married."

"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks"