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Joke of the Day

"My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said ""not now"" so wish us luck we're officially married."

"When I die, scatter me across my ex's front lawn. Also, don't cremate me."

"The wonderful world of Ironi ""Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco"" - Hispanic colleague"

"*Pulls out pin* *Throws fire extinguisher*"

"what do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose-feratu!"

"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."

"Which state is actually a tiny soft drink? mini-soda."

"Guys Trip to Vegas My wife asked me after our guys trip to Vegas if I had thought of her while I was there. Apparently, ""only to keep from coming too soon"" was not a very good answer."

"The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation"

"Why can you never trust a clumsy barista? Because she's always spilling the beans!"