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Joke of the Day
"Hey, NSA, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?"
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"Your secrets safe with me.. I stopped listening to you 30 minutes ago..."
"""Rate your high fives on a scale of 1-10"" ""Oh, I would say they are a high five"""
"Did you hear about the guy who tried to mend his belt with watches? It was a waste of time"
"Everybody has a friend that is completely different when they're not under female supervision."
"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing."
"It was my first time getting laid 5 minutes ago I'm hoping to hatch soon."
"If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice."
"What did the porn star put at the end of their resume? Sexual references."
"Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car"