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Joke of the Day

"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."

"Why do they call it ""Lipstick?.... ... When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it?"

"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""

"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."

"What does a colour's laugh sound like? Hue hue hue"

"Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket."

"Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails ""Best,""."

"Walls are just sober floors."

"When she screams ""deeper!""... But you're all out of poems."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."