85797

Joke of the Day

"Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, ""hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."""

"Q: What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? A: It loses its cool."

"Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably squirts or does anal."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? - That's not funny"

"I don't think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her"

"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"

"It's crazy to see how much worse celebrities looked ""before they were famous"" and then realize that's how you look."

"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."

"According to my family tree I'm the sap."