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Joke of the Day

"8: I'm scared of monsters under my bed Me: You should really be scared of spiders that will lay eggs in your ear 8: MOM! Wife: ZACK!"

"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""

"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"

"Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror? To see how she looks like when sleeping."

"I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors."

"Woman : All men are dogs. Me : Which breed is your dad, bitch?"

"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""

"My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over."""

"What's the difference between herpes and friends? I don't have any friends."