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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between herpes and friends? I don't have any friends."
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"Unreliable eye witness testimony is the reason chameleons are nature's most elusive and successful serial killers."
"At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop."
"Weed. Nature's way of saying high"
"If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as ""bro."""
"Mommy! The boys at school pay me to climb trees! ""Honey, they only want you to do that so they can see your panties!"" Yeah, I know, that's why I take them off."
"Hanukkah Matata to all Jewish Redditors! It means no worries! Except for the worries you have about disappointing your mother."
"Damn Girl Do You Work At Subway? Cause you're making me a foot long."
"What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? The wheelchair."
"What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!"