144862
Joke of the Day
"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."
Next Joke
"How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ""Please turn over"" on both sides of a page and hand it to her."
"I love people who don't take their sweet time pooping in a public bathroom. They take their shit seriously"
"What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Works better if you say it out loud."
"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"
"My sex life is like a penguin, I don't have a penguin."
"Fred has 3 red balls and 5 blue balls in a bag. How many balls does Fred have? 10."
"BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick"
"*turns off life support* *waits* *turns it back on* Me: How's she now? Him: Are you sure you're a doctor? Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT."
"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"