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Joke of the Day
"The neighbor's daughter is 16 years old. At least, she said she was. How much trouble are you in?"
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"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!"
"A family walks into a hotel The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""
"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
"What overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money."
"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"
"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"
"My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."
"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"