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Joke of the Day

"If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home."

"If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go? The French"

"A national monument to those brave online heroes who were ""First!"" in comments."

"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"

"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."

"Why does Kim Kardashiani have a big butt? because she never had to work her butt off."

"All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes."

"i didn't get your text because i'm lying"

"When a woman cooks you dinner you're either going to get laid or poisoned."

"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."