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Joke of the Day

"The Pope took mass in a false mustache recently. It was a blessing in disguise."

"I think this sub is dying There hasn't been a post ALL YEAR!"

"No matter how many times he was killed by their products, Wile E Coyote remained loyal to the ACME brand. You've gotta respect that."

"Yo Mama So Fat... ...it took the Large Hadron Collider to weigh her atoms."

"I pushed the happy button... ...I just made it depressed."

"I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep."

"What do you call a wooden spoon in the bedroom A weapon of ass destruction"

"Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Germany."

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"What do you call a row of boxers? A punchline."