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Joke of the Day
"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"
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"What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !"
"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"
"Due to my lack of sexual experience... I prematurely ejaculate every time I watch a baseball game."
"Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? A: Help! My pocket's been picked!"
"What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic? Praguetory"
"Me: Gonna go see Gym. Friend: You mean go to the gym? Me: No, Gym is Geoff's brother."
"Poetry about Pawn Stars You want a poem? Best I can do is haiku, take it or leave it."
"My daughter does this thing where she copies EVERYTHING the dog does; Bark, beg, fetch etc. It was adorable! Until the dog humped the couch"
"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."