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Joke of the Day
"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"
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"What do you call a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan"
"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more."
"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."
"What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold? Your mom never gave me reddit gold."
"Hmmmmmm just lets see how this goes. Knock Knock."
"My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested."
"It is too hot in India now There's a cap for that."
"What does America and Sauron have in common? They are both shit at protecting towers"
"I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."