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Joke of the Day

"What's the most capable element? Tin, because tin can."

"No one ever smells their finger because it smells good."

"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."

"Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit."

"Man have three potatoes in latvia Is joke, such is life."

"bill cosby's full name is ""bill sinby over tanby"""

"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"

"I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life."

"Cop: Ma'am, Are you intoxicated? Me: Are YOU intoxicated! Cop: No Me: Prove it! Cop: *puts handcuffs on me* Me: I like where this is going."

"MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods"