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Joke of the Day
"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word."
Next Joke
"What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food? They have a Pho-bia!"
"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."
"What do you call a sugary werewolf? a glycan"
"Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones? Man: Yes, and how did you know my name was Phones?"
"Best Christmas ever. We decided to go to the casino for the day. Happy Birthday Jesus. No whammies."
"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."
"If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk."
"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."