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Joke of the Day

"Two antennas got married. The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding."

"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""

"I always say: ""Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Well, let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had:"" ...it was fantastic."

"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"

"My entry for the shortest joke in the world congress"

"Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?"

"What do mysoginy and racism have in common? Black women."

"Why did the Bee get married? Because she found her honey!"

"My wife left me According to her, she is sick of me talking behind her back and pushing her around. In my defence, she's in a wheelchair."