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Joke of the Day

"Got diagnosed with Kyohosis The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature. I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch."

"Why can't Mexicans bow hunt? 'Cause they don't Habanero!"

"""There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."""

"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."

"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"

"Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay? because... K8 K9"

"Sometimes I'll start talking to someone on the train, then go ""Oh, this is where I get off"" then close my eyes & stick my hand in my pants."

"Mary on Facebook says this generation is way to reliant on technology... She then sent me 7 Candy Crush invites"

"I'm not saying I'm a jinx But the first time I played Tetris the first thing that dropped for me was a circle"

"I didn't think a McDonald's Happy Meal would fill me up, but it did... OMG, I ATE THE TOY!"