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Joke of the Day

"I want to meet the actors who get turned down to act in infomercials. Then I would ask them how their brother Alec Baldwin is doing."

"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."

"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"

"I want to tell you guys a small joke It's very puny!"

"What is the difference between an Olympic runner and Hitler? An Olympic runner can finish a race."

"What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls"

"Exactly 4 years ago, I asked my college crush out. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."

"What does Donald Trump and a 12 year old have in common? They know a lot about hacking."

"This sub is great for learning new jokes Repetition is the first law of learning"