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Joke of the Day
"What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennays"
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"[bank] Robber: EVERYONE GET DOWN! Me: [crying] my wife left & my kids think I'm a joke Robber: No I mean- Robber2: Wait! Let him finish"
"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."