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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. ...and being wrong is for women!"

"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."

"Turns out an At Home DNA test is not a good baby shower gift"

"I once asked an Asian girl for her number. She said ""SEX SEX SEX, FREE SEX TONIGHT"" I said ""wow"". Then her friend said, ""no, she meant 666-3629."""

"Did you hear about the fire at the sprinkles factory? Hundreds and thousands were reported missing."

"Got run over by a limo this morning Took fucking ages"

"Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind."

"My wife and I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went But then it dawned on us."

"what if an italian guy smoked weed, he might say ""emma stone"""

"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."