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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women Sent back for not being hot enough"
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"""Down"" ""Penetration"" ""Tight End"" ""Ball handling"" Don't the networks have censors any more?"
"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."
"PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net."
"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."
"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."
"Never sit down in front of the computer while having breakfast because when you get up it'll be dinner time."
"What do you call a gay wildcat? A dandelion"
"Pro is the opposite of con right? Well then what is the opposite of congress?"
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only cums once a year"